How To Create Nagios Plugins With PHP On Ubuntu 12.10

apt-get install -y php5 nagios-nrpe-server
useradd nrpe && update-rc.d nagios-nrpe-server defaults

#!/usr/bin/php
<?php
$used_space=chop(shell_exec("df -h / | grep -v Filesystem | awk '{print $5}'"));

switch ($used_space) {
        case "$used_space" < "85%":
        print "OK - $used_space of disk space used.";
        exit(0);

        case "$used_space" == "85%":
        print "WARNING - $used_space of disk space used.";
        exit(1);

        case $used_space > "85%":
        print "CRITICAL - $used_space of disk space used.";
        exit(2);

        default:
        print "UNKNOWN - $used_space of disk space used.";
        exit(3);
}
?>

We will save this script in /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/usedspace.php and make it executable:

chmod +x /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/usedspace.php

The entire Nagios NRPE plugin boils down to using exit codes to trigger alerts.
You introduce your level of logic to the script, and if you want to trigger an alert (whether it is OK, WARNING, CRITICAL, or UNKNOWN) - you specify an exit code.
Refer to the following Nagios Exit Codes:

Nagios Exit Codes

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Exit Code	Status
0	OK
1	WARNING
2	CRITICAL
3	UNKNOWN

Step 3 - Add Your Script to NRPE configuration on client host

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Delete original /etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg and add the following lines to it:

log_facility=daemon
pid_file=/var/run/nagios/nrpe.pid
server_port=5666
nrpe_user=nrpe
nrpe_group=nrpe
allowed_hosts=198.211.117.251
dont_blame_nrpe=1
debug=0
command_timeout=60
connection_timeout=300
include_dir=/etc/nagios/nrpe.d/

command[usedspace_php]=/usr/lib/nagios/plugins/usedspace.php

Where 198.211.117.251 is our monitoring server from previous articles. Change these to your own values.
Make sure to restart Nagios NRPE service:

service nagios-nrpe-server restart

Step 4 - Add Your New Command to Nagios Checks on Nagios Monitoring Server

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Define new command in /etc/nagios/objects/commands.cfg

define command{
        command_name    usedspace_php
        command_line    $USER1$/check_nrpe -H $HOSTADDRESS$ -c usedspace_php
        }

As you can see, it uses NRPE to make TCP connections to port 5666 and run command 'usedspace_php', which we defined in /etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg on that remote host.
Add this check to your Nagios configuration file for client.
For our example, we will monitor a server called MyUbuntu and edit /etc/nagios/servers/MyUbuntu.cfg

define service {
        use                             generic-service
        host_name                       MyUbuntu
        service_description             Custom Disk Checker In PHP
        check_command                   usedspace_php
        }

Restart Nagios:

service nagios restart

Verify that the new check is working. And you are all done!